The Pawpaw Parody: Delimpo launches comeback with black op at UK
Fresh off administrative leave, Crime Stoppers Detective Anthony Delimpo has been putting in the extra mile to get back in the Chief’s good graces.
“Following the riot on State Street Saturday and the shooting at a UK party on Thursday, I decided to take some initiative and go undercover down on State Street to see if I could figure out what is going on.”
Delimpo had not paid out any $1,500 awards for tips leading to arrests yet, but as of press time he and another middle aged man known only as “Donny” had held down a beer pong table for two consecutive hours, likely gaining Delimpo and the man a high level of credibility among the student population.
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