Comrades of Capital: Lexington’s gonzo leap into ‘socialism’ for the wealthy
LEXINGTON, KY — In a bold display of fiscal acrobatics that would make Lenin himself blush, Lexington’s local government, under the stalwart Republican leadership of Mayor Linda Gorton and...
SATIRE: Kentucky’s Gubernatorial Circus Takes Center Stage in Wes Anderson’s Latest Caper
DISCLAIMER: This article is a work of satire and is intended purely for entertainment and commentary purposes. It bears no resemblance to actual events, individuals, or the legalities of...
Lexington-Fayette Council Expands Urban Service Boundary to Include Georgetown. Dozens of Soccer Fans Thrilled [SATIRE]
Editor’s note: This article is satire. Only a fool would believe any of the claims made herein. Lexington-Fayette-Georgetown-Scott County, Ky – In a jaw-dropping twist of events, the Lexington-Fayette...
April 1, 2023: In Effort to Fund Trump Legal Defense, Times Builds Virtual Paywall to Keep Out Non-Subscribers
Vendor has proven track record Lexington, Ky. (SATIRE)–In a shocking turn of events, The Lexington Times, a traditionally free online newspaper has announced that it will be implementing a...