Comrades of Capital: Lexington’s gonzo leap into ‘socialism’ for the wealthy
LEXINGTON, KY — In a bold display of fiscal acrobatics that would make Lenin himself blush, Lexington’s local government, under the stalwart Republican leadership of Mayor Linda Gorton and...
Crime plummets in Lexington as Times’ Web Intern joins police surveillance network [SATIRE]
Disclaimer: Dear readers, before you dive into the wild world of our intern’s Big Brother antics and Lexington’s crime-fighting escapades, we must tip our (non-fedora) hats and confess: this...
SATIRE: Kentucky’s Gubernatorial Circus Takes Center Stage in Wes Anderson’s Latest Caper
DISCLAIMER: This article is a work of satire and is intended purely for entertainment and commentary purposes. It bears no resemblance to actual events, individuals, or the legalities of...
When Elephants and Donkeys Dance: Beshear, Cameron and The Twisted Waltz of Kentucky Politics
Hold your horses, dear readers! The article you’re about to feast your eyes upon is adorned with elements of satire and cheeky humor. Hunter S. Trotson’s unbridled commentary is...
Reigning in the Railbird: A Humble Attempt at Domesticated Gonzo
by Hunter S. Trotson The 2023 Railbird Festival, nestled in the heart of Lexington, Kentucky, was my latest assignment, served to me by an editor with a warning as...
Gonzo Truths and Bourbon-Soaked Illusions: Welcome to the Manchester Hotel
A tale of two Lexingtons by Hunter S. Trotson, with contributions from N.J.2023 | Photos by N.J.2023 In the sulfur-choked bosom of the Bluegrass State, where the silent specter...
Chief Weathers Resumes Annual Assignment to Secure Mayor Gorton’s Spot for Tyler Childers’ Railbird Performance [SATIRE]
Disclaimer: This article is a work of satire and meant for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to actual events or persons is purely coincidental. LEXINGTON, KY (SATIRE) – After...
Shiny Toys for the Whiny Boys: Trotson takes on Gorton’s gonzo police budget
Editor’s note: This experimental content was written by a fictitious horse infused with the spirit of Hunter S. Thompson. As such, it contains elements of satire. Read at your...
Lexington-Fayette Council Expands Urban Service Boundary to Include Georgetown. Dozens of Soccer Fans Thrilled [SATIRE]
Editor’s note: This article is satire. Only a fool would believe any of the claims made herein. Lexington-Fayette-Georgetown-Scott County, Ky – In a jaw-dropping twist of events, the Lexington-Fayette...
Galloping Folly: Vice Mayor Dan Wu’s Wild Ride through Lexington’s Absurd Politics!
Editor’s note: This experimental content was written by a fictitious horse infused with the spirit of Hunter S. Thompson. As such, it contains elements of satire. Read at your...